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Twilight 2: Broodening Harder: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LcB_Z9lf5g
Twilight 3: Electric Broodaloo: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsA8lNGD2eg
Check out http://www.Broodening.com for more parodies.
Also, note that Edward's secret nickname is James. So when the narrator calls him that, it's not because I screwed up the narration, it's because we're such close friends that I can call him by the nickname that nobody knows about.
Mp3 available here: http://www.broodening.com/broodening-mp3s/
After seeing the movie "Twilight," I felt the need to write a parody highlighting the vast number of plot holes and disregard for even the most basic, common-knowledge traits of vampires.
This is my version of how it should have been.
Credit for the screencaps goes to http://dieseled.livejournal.com/